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If Pets Could Talk

Changed your Facebook status. You're in a relationship with me.
I'm just sayin' it hurts my feelings that you never lick me back.
Some may call you a crazy cat lady but we call you MOM
I heard you talking about the vet earlier. Now you ask if I want to go for a car ride?
Make a right up here into PetSmart. I got a gift card from Christmas I still need to use.
You are sadly mistaken if you think this convince us to go outside in the rain to pee.
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