Just Funny

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding.

Multitasking (v.) Screwing up several things at once.

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.

They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle... Information goes in and then it's never found again.

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No, I don't really "rise and shine". Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best.