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If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

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When something goes wrong in your life just yell 'plot twist!' and move on.

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Never put off 'till tomorrow what you can straight up cancel.

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I'm not old; I'm just getting more 'classic.

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I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.

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I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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