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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
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I’m not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship.
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I’m not grumpy. I just have a mean way of being happy.
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I’m not a control freak, but you’re doing it wrong.
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I’m not always right, but when I am, it's usually all the time.
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I’m not anti-social; I’m just pro-me time.
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My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be great if I was trying to be funny.
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I’m not sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting everything I’m supposed to do.
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My ability to remember song lyrics from the '90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
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My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.
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