Sassy Motivation

I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Everyone was thinking it. I just said it.

I have it all together. I just forgot where I put it.

I'm silently correctly your grammar.

Hold on...let me overthink this.

I put the pro in procrastinate.

My brain has too many tabs open.

Don't judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.

I do a thing called "whatever I want".

Shenanigan enthusiast.