Make ‘Em Laugh

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Back in my day, there was so much toilet paper. People used to string it up in the trees of their enemies.

I appreciate the little things. Like a warm work-from-home robe straight from the dryer.

I don't know who needs to hear this right now. But if you are going through a rough time...don't cut your bangs.

I'm at the point in parenting where "What did I just say?!" could either be a threat or a genuine question.

One minute you're young and fun. And the next, you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

I’m never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting stuff.

Creativity is messy and I'm pretty creative.

Today, I will be as useless as the "G" in lasagna.