Make Em Laugh

I wish I could Google Search for things I lose in my house!

You know you are getting older when you use the word "thingy" all the time because you can no longer remember what things are called!

Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you.

When I see the words easy to assemble, I actually see: "You are going to need a chainsaw, super glue, 4 pairs of hands, and the patience of a saint in order to build this thing."

If you can read this with ease you have an awesome talent! This is both backwards and upside down!

I don't have all, not even some, of my ducks in a row...but they are all in the same pond, so I have that going for me...which is cool.

I miss the days where I could slam down my phone without it costing $500!

Hey there train wreck, this ain't your station.

I don't stalk. I investigate.

Watch out...I'm having one of those days where I am holding a stick and everyone looks like a pinata.