Sassy Motivation

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Sometimes I have to remind myself that it's just not worth the jail time.

I'm sorry I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions.

I'm 99% angel, but ohhhh, that 1%.

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

When you learn how much you are worth, you will stop giving people discounts.

You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I am joking.

Be a stiletto in a room full of flats.

Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.