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I made a huge to do list today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
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I'm not lazy. I'm on energy-saving mode.
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I'm an odd combination of "really sweet" and "don't mess with me".
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Judge me when you are perfect.
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I do a thing called what I want.
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My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear anything you say.
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Please do not disturb. I am disturbed enough already.
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My brain is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by...
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Pretty sure my dream job would be the Karma delivery person.
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The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
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