A Few Giggles

Sorry I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions.

If only sarcasm burned calories

I'm not weird. I'm a limited edition.

Allergic to mornings.

Eye rolling is my cardio.

Life happens. Coffee helps. Or maybe it's wine?

Life is short, make every shoe purchase count.

How do I like my eggs? Umm...in a cake.

I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.

I dusted once. It came back. I'm not falling for that again.