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Make ‘Em Giggle

When people say, "You're going to regret that in the morning", I sleep until noon because I'm a problem solver.
When you are at the checkout counter and they ask you if you found everything you need... Say, "Why... are you hiding stuff?"
My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on, then I take them off and realize I sound like a dying walrus.