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You're not doing SEO or PPC? Even I won't be able to find you.
I don't know who you are, but you've been to my site. So I will find you, and I will retarget you.
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
When you read an old conversation and realize how weird you really are.
When the world is ending but you're trying to stay positive.
When I try to make something I saw on Pinterest, it looks like...it was made by a two-year-old monkey on a farm!
Self quarantined, day 6, laughing at my own jokes.
When you spend 8 minutes untangling your headphones.
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